Today's Fortune Cookie

[j_cheney]

The respect of influential people will soon be yours.

Mwahahahaha!

(I went to the store to get oatmeal....and the store is next to a Chinese restaurant. I left with oatmeal and sesame chicken. I did not eat the oatmeal. Bad me.)

Comments

[aliettedb.livejournal.com]

Lol. Clearly, fortune is going to blow your way soon :)

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, I'm just waiting for it now....it'll be here any minute....still waiting....

[orogeny.livejournal.com]

Why does that make me think "sesame oatmeal"?

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

EW! That doesn't sound right....

[amsaph.livejournal.com]

At least that's a fortune. Most of the time, we just get a bit of advice in our fortune cookies.

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

I hate getting Axiom Cookies (A wise man does not pick a fight with a warlord) and Advice Cookies (Appreciate your friends and family, for they are your true treasures).

True Fortune Cookies rule!

[gabriel-writes.livejournal.com]

Is that influential people, or people under the influence?

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

Always a good question....

[madwriter.livejournal.com]

I loved my wife's fortune cookie that she got this past Friday:

Still hungry? Eat another fortune cookie.

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

Would the next fortune also apply? Like a karmic wheel? Hmmmm....

(Or a ploy to sell more cookies)