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J. Kathleen Cheney ([personal profile] j_cheney) wrote2009-01-12 12:41 pm
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Today's Fortune Cookie

The respect of influential people will soon be yours.

Mwahahahaha!

(I went to the store to get oatmeal....and the store is next to a Chinese restaurant. I left with oatmeal and sesame chicken. I did not eat the oatmeal. Bad me.)
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[identity profile] aliettedb.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol. Clearly, fortune is going to blow your way soon :)

[identity profile] j-cheney.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes, I'm just waiting for it now....it'll be here any minute....still waiting....

[identity profile] orogeny.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Why does that make me think "sesame oatmeal"?

[identity profile] j-cheney.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
EW! That doesn't sound right....

[identity profile] amsaph.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
At least that's a fortune. Most of the time, we just get a bit of advice in our fortune cookies.

[identity profile] j-cheney.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate getting Axiom Cookies (A wise man does not pick a fight with a warlord) and Advice Cookies (Appreciate your friends and family, for they are your true treasures).

True Fortune Cookies rule!

[identity profile] gabriel-writes.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that influential people, or people under the influence?

[identity profile] j-cheney.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Always a good question....

[identity profile] madwriter.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved my wife's fortune cookie that she got this past Friday:

Still hungry? Eat another fortune cookie.

[identity profile] j-cheney.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Would the next fortune also apply? Like a karmic wheel? Hmmmm....

(Or a ploy to sell more cookies)
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