What?

[j_cheney]

I do this every once is a while...I just don't have a clue what this means.

My Fortune Cookie told me: You have been blessed with the egregious qualities of a duffle-bag in His Majesty's Royal Navy. Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

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[yourbob.livejournal.com]

Overstuffed but thin and willing to travel? I dunno.

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

How about just...overstuffed and willing to travel?

[yourbob.livejournal.com]

That's between you and your doctor.

[melissajm.livejournal.com]

Anyone got a book of sayings? I suspect it needs "translating." Here's mine:
Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
(i.e, All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

But...duffle-bag?

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

::shrug::

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[yourbob.livejournal.com]

And then I did mine:

Bad Wolf.

Period,end,nada more. Yeah, I'm going to a furry con this weekend and I can be Bad, so I guess I'll take it. But compared to youse folks....

Oh, and I'm a new Dr. Who fan.

[yourbob.livejournal.com]

And then I did mine:

Bad Wolf.

Period,end,nada more. Yeah, I'm going to a furry con this weekend and I can be Bad, so I guess I'll take it. But compared to youse folks....

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...it must know you well, I guess, to be so succinct...

[orogeny.livejournal.com]

That's funny! =D

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

Yes...I am...a duffle bag.

[keesa-renee.livejournal.com]

Egregious = conspicuously bad or offensive.

So it's saying you're as blatantly evil as a Royal Navy duffle bag.

I don't think they're meant to make sense.

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

Yes, but how many RN duffle bags have I known personally? Exactly how bad does that make me?

[keesa-renee.livejournal.com]

It's not a question of "how evil". It's a question of what kind. I've known a couple of RN duffle bags over the course of my lifetime; they're ever so polite and helpful, always carrying stuff for you--and then they turn around and knock little old ladies down stairwells when your back is turned. Very evil.

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

Heh-Heh!