Uncomfortable moment....

[j_cheney]

Heavens! What does one say about the skink in their underpants?

I was out in the garden and realized that....something was going on in my pants. My immediate suspicion was a spider.....a biiiiggg spider. It's not exactly like I'd be comfortable stripping outside, so I hustled back indoors, jogged to the bathroom and dropped trou.....dumping a very confused 4-5 inch long skink onto my bathroom floor in the process.

Once I wrangled the skink and got him back outdoors, it was time to cook lunch. But I assure you, a shower is in the offing later.

Comments

[namelessarchon.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you got 45 posts out of a skink post, but I have spent all morning thinking of inappropriate lines concerning 5 inch skinks in your pants so perhaps I can see the attaction. *wink*

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

It is a puzzlement....how exactly does on not get misunderstood when it comes to lizards in ones pants?