Today's Fortune Cookie

[j_cheney]

The respect of influential people will soon be yours.

Mwahahahaha!

(I went to the store to get oatmeal....and the store is next to a Chinese restaurant. I left with oatmeal and sesame chicken. I did not eat the oatmeal. Bad me.)

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[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

Would the next fortune also apply? Like a karmic wheel? Hmmmm....

(Or a ploy to sell more cookies)