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Today's Fortune Cookie
The respect of influential people will soon be yours.
Mwahahahaha!
(I went to the store to get oatmeal....and the store is next to a Chinese restaurant. I left with oatmeal and sesame chicken. I did not eat the oatmeal. Bad me.)
Mwahahahaha!
(I went to the store to get oatmeal....and the store is next to a Chinese restaurant. I left with oatmeal and sesame chicken. I did not eat the oatmeal. Bad me.)
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Still hungry? Eat another fortune cookie.
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