Today's Fortune Cookie

[j_cheney]

The respect of influential people will soon be yours.

Mwahahahaha!

(I went to the store to get oatmeal....and the store is next to a Chinese restaurant. I left with oatmeal and sesame chicken. I did not eat the oatmeal. Bad me.)

Comments

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

I hate getting Axiom Cookies (A wise man does not pick a fight with a warlord) and Advice Cookies (Appreciate your friends and family, for they are your true treasures).

True Fortune Cookies rule!