Stuff on My Office Wall

So, in the interest of sucking away your time and thereby rendering you less competition for myself, I present some useless information about myself for your perusal. (I have set times and have my timer next to me to assure I don't stay in the intarnetz too long, reading ur life and making Lolcat capshunz.) ;o)

Stuff on My Office Wall:

Left to right:
Dried roses from an old wreath
Bottle of heather brought back from Scotland
Stuffed Kookaburra (sitting on top of candle) brought back from Aus
Blue box full of wood incense
Glass bottle with green rubber ball in it
Decision cubes
Jar full of Marbles (This way you can't say I've lost them.)
Old thermometer from Hawai'i (actually belongs to displacedtexan)
Another decision cube


Slide Rule from former fellow teacher
Gyroscope from Sarah S (student)
College cheat card for Calculus 2 class
(behind) postcards received back from editors
Finial..no explanation
Green dreidels from former fellow teacher (Sue G)
Jar full of fortunes
Candle lantern
Senior picture of nevvy
Eiffel Tower brought back from France by Marcus H (student)for me
Chinese tom-tom won at Academic Team Christmas party my last year
Glass globe with Eiffel Tower in it brought back by April F (student)

OK, you've looked at my personal stuff.

Now go write. Go...now!