What have I done?

[j_cheney]

So today, I get a spam with this as the subject line...

Never again will you be capable of love, or friendship, or joy of living, or laughter, or curiosity, or courage, or integrity.

Ouch! That's harsh!

And I don't even think the stock-tip inside was a good one!
I'm going back to fortune cookies...

Comments

[theladywolf.livejournal.com]

Nah, its OK. I just did your cards and apparently you're going to be a giant name in the publishing world and make a new friend every month for the rest of your life. You'll throw the best parties and in later life will write a book which encapsulates and makes available in easy format, for the whole world, the secret of happiness. You will be worshipped as a guru, except in your own family where they'll continue to treat you normal.
You'll feel curiously compelled though to give me half your fortune, but hey, you'll be so rich you'll never miss it. :D

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

Half sounds good... ;o)

(That's probably a better deal that the stock offer, too.)

Can

[namelessarchon.livejournal.com]

Can we all have a reading like this one LW?

Spam is too much, but at least you don't get the old 'I am a young Russian girl looking over my pictures tonight...' I have no idea how I got on that spam list, sheeesh!