What have I done?

[j_cheney]

So today, I get a spam with this as the subject line...

Never again will you be capable of love, or friendship, or joy of living, or laughter, or curiosity, or courage, or integrity.

Ouch! That's harsh!

And I don't even think the stock-tip inside was a good one!
I'm going back to fortune cookies...

Comments

[theladywolf.livejournal.com]

Nah, its OK. I just did your cards and apparently you're going to be a giant name in the publishing world and make a new friend every month for the rest of your life. You'll throw the best parties and in later life will write a book which encapsulates and makes available in easy format, for the whole world, the secret of happiness. You will be worshipped as a guru, except in your own family where they'll continue to treat you normal.
You'll feel curiously compelled though to give me half your fortune, but hey, you'll be so rich you'll never miss it. :D

[jmeadows.livejournal.com]

Wow, maybe they were selling anti-depressents and hoped that if you got depressed enough, you would buy. :P

[keesa-renee.livejournal.com]

Awwwww! But that will teach you to get fortunes--and stock tips--from your spambox. :nods:

[kara-gnome.livejournal.com]

Good grief, that is harsh, no kidding. Bring on the cookie!

Or, better still, the Hagaan das (sp?) and a bunch of spoons, and we'll make a target out of this little spam and throw darts at it.

Oooo, and ladywolf gave you a wonderful reading, but tell her that she can only have half your fortune if she gives me half of her half :0)