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J. Kathleen Cheney ([personal profile] j_cheney) wrote2009-01-30 08:53 am
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My horoscope compiler needs a vacation....

What????!?!?

From today's horoscope wars:
You may need to keep your spaceship idle today and perform a safety check for you and your crew, dear Libra. Make sure everyone on board is completely informed of their destination. It could be that you just picked them off the street without really telling them where they would end up. It is important that you don't drag people into your world unwittingly. If they voluntarily give up the controls to you, however, that is a different horoscope.

So, I think that the compiler stayed up too late last night watching re-runs of Earth 2.

What do you think happened here?

[identity profile] countesslovlace.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You have a spaceship? Cool!
I'm a Gemini. Do I have a spaceship?

And this also reminds me of my favorite lines from Red Dwarf:
"Go to Red Alert!"
"Are you sure, sir? Because it does mean changing the bulb."
;o)

[identity profile] j-cheney.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
::snorts::

Sadly, Geminis only geet those motorcycles with sidecars...