Fell off...

...the low-carb wagon. Passed by Starbucks, got sucked in, and emerged a few minutes later with a caramel macchiato.

Ah, the joys of coffee someone else has made for you (and liberaly laced with sugary stuff).

Capital Punishment....

After careful consideration, I have taken out the Green Monster.

Not that the plant itself was the primary problem, although getting its weight off the decrepit fence was a factor in the decision.

Instead, it's the GM's children. Everywhere, in every bed, in every corner of my garden, in the front yard. I'm going to be battling last year's copious crop for some time.

Sorry, GM.